FANGS RULE A Girls Guide on how to survive being a fun loving denizen of the night, in other words a Young Female Vampire!


FANGS RULE

A Girls Guide on how to

Survive being a fun 

loving denizen of the

 night, in other words a 

Young Female Vampire!




Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

Paperback

ISBN: 9781874192480




Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire Kindle Edition

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A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time.

 Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.




A very funny self-help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire.


Q: What is fashionable to wear when eating out?



A: Well you are a vampire so whatever you wear it is fashionable and normally black to help hide the blood stains,

Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp, the food appreciates a well-dressed vampire with well-polished fangs and claws.

Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Sigh of course not it’s a date he has to hunt for the dinner.

Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time.

Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude but don't be shy they can be a girl's greatest asset (ok second greatest asset)


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The best way to bite someone of the opposite sex by a teenage vampire

BITE

Urges to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal.
Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink during the fight.
Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs, but apart from the daft rules of not showing them in public because it is rude, don't be shy, they can be a girl's greatest asset. OK,
second greatest asset. If someone is being rude to you, don't snarl at them just bite them! You are a Vampire... why do you think you have sharp teeth and powerful jaws
if not for sinking your teeth into someone?






Where To BITE

Humans seem to think we always bite them on the neck, whereas it doesn't matter as they are just bags of blood.
Neck Bite: We bite other Vampires on the neck to show superiority but for humans it was due to fashion! In the past a human girl was covered from neck to toe in clothing,
boots, thick dresses, corsets and underwear that only a couple of maids and a tin opener could get her out of.

That meant only the neck was left available. The Neck Bite was also very useful on the dance floor with slow music and a long smooch which turned into a long drink.
Wrist Bite: The most common place to bite and be bitten.
Inner Thigh Bite: This is very good but hard to do without the human girl noticing.

True, we have some very progressive dances, but for a Male Vampire to stick his head up a human girl's skirt on the dance floor is just asking for trouble,
if not a lot of attention. Or, if tried in error on an unwilling Vampire girl, then it could lead to sudden death.





BLOOD

Wow, yes, blood. The taste, the feel and the pleasure of it... wowwwwww. (Sorry, getting a bit carried away again.)
Humans always think it is disgusting how we can like blood so much knowing where it comes from, well, all I have to say is that they eat eggs knowing where they come from.
And as to milk, well it's just perverted to enjoy milk unless you're a baby.

Forget the human movies about bathing in the blood of virgin teenage girls to keep young, it's rubbish - and besides, just where do you find virgin human teenagers now?
And, like, are you going to ask them personal questions about their love life before you add them as a bath salt? I think not.

Next the idea of filling a swimming pool full of blood is also only something for the movies.

1. You will need to kill off a small city to get that amount of blood.

2. Blood is too sticky to swim in.

3. It would start to congeal and change colour before it's half full, and form a skin on the surface that you could bounce off.






BLOODING

I can give it another name, and that is Dad and Daughter bonding, in the form of hunting trips.

This is when quality time can be spent with your Dad, no longer is he the old fashion monster of a Male that storms into your bedroom without knocking while you're changing
and demanding that you apologise to your Mother for something that she is shouting at him about.

I personally have my Uncle take me out on these trips and apart from the boring bits where he tries to teach me patience when watching the prey,
they are fantastic fun. 

We get to run across rooftops together and generally both act as overgrown kids,
and at the end of the night I've always built up a incredible appetite. We then finish off with a filling meal that my uncle has picked out for me.

BLOOD GROUP

As you know there are more than 200 minor human blood groups, but most people stick with just the common ones: A, B, AB, and O.

We all get to know which blood groups we like and which we don't - but remember they can be mixed for more interesting tastes, or better still mixed with chocolate.

29 March 2011
Format: Paperback
This is not your typical vampire story. If you are expecting hunky male vampires, then you are in for a big surprise. You won't find vampires jumping in and out of every bed they pass. You won't find murder and mayhem. What you will find is a teenage vampires journal in which she is trying to set straight all of those not so true stories you read about vampires. Amy is also trying to make you understand what it is like being a teenage girl vampire.

Amy has written her own A to Z journal of everything you need to know about being a teenage female vampire in a human world. You will get all kinds of great information about everything and anything from fangs, biting, kissing, love, clothing, school, immortality and yes, there is a little about sex. Come on folks. Teens do know about sex whether you want them to or not. This is not an x-rated pornographic book.

This is a light hearted, funny and sometimes silly account of being a teenage vampire. There are wonderful manga pictures throughout the book which were created by none other then Heby Sim. Layout and design was done by Nicholas Reardon. The book is printed like a teenager's journal so the writing is not your usual type print. It was presented like a teens writing; but I had absolutely no difficulty reading it. Throughout the book are cute little pics of bats, cats, ravens, and snakes. Each numbered page has bats on either side. It definitely adds to the affect of the book.

I thoroughly enjoyed this light hearted read about vampires. I enjoyed so much; I read it in one sitting. I highly recommend this book if you are looking for something different and do not want heavy reading. I love vampire stories. Even though this was not your usual vampire setting, it was quite enjoyable and there is nothing wrong with this book for a young adult to read it. I venture they see and hear more sex on a television screen.

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